First Ever Most Valuable Nutrider Award

Congratulations goes out to "NoLayupRule" over at realgm.com for winning the first ever "Most Valuable Nutrider" award. The award is presented to the Knicks fan who demonstrates their extreme love for Isiah Thomas no matter how awful a job he is doing. "NoLayupRule" has been riding Isiah's nuts for about 3 years now and, the only thing that could possibly pry him off would be the Jaws of Life. Doubtful though.

Isiah Thomas: Mission Accomplished!

Found this at realgm.com
not sure who to give credit too, but it sure is funny!


A giddy Isiah Thomas seen here aboard the S.S. Titanic after another successful season in NYC

The Empire Strikes Back

I give the Knicks a lot of shit, but, I have to hand it to them for at least making it "interesting" this season. The evil empire of James Dolan and Isiah Thomas have indeed struck back. Ahhh it looks like there might be some fight in them afterall. However, the long term survival of Madison Square Garden is still at stake, we cannot let the death star that has invaded the Garden to get any bigger. If that should occur, we could be facing the possibility of seeing decades of mediocrity. The James Dolan "plan" MUST fail.

"Webster" is pissed off

How many fingers am I holding up?

Mike Tyson down for the count

Mobley and Francis together again

LA Clippers come to Madison Square Garden tonight and nobody was more happier than Steve Francis. During the Clippers morning shootaround, Stevie stopped by to visit his old teammate and boyfriend Cuttino Mobley for a little extra curricular "activities." Unfortunately Stevie got a little perturbed when a few fans interrupted Stevie as he was getting ready for some one on one time with boyfriend Cuttino.


Cuttino Mobley upfront and all "smiles" as Stevie Francis eagerly awaits in the rear

Latest Scrub Prepares to Torture Knicks

New scrub JJ Redick licking his chops at the thought of playing the Knicks Saturday night. All year long crappy players have had career nights against the Knicks because they don't play DEFENSE!!



JJ before the game against the Knicks. Guaranteed to drop 50 tonight.

Knicks Bus Rolls On...

animation courtesy of thebiz over at realgm.com


Thanks to "thebiz" over at realgm, he was able to take the picture I made of the Knicks bus and convert it into a hilarious gif. GOOD JOB!!! The bus is knocking over Don Chaney, Lenny Wilkens and of course Larry "Magoo" Brown

Nice shirt asshole

How fitting, a pink shirt for a guy whose 6 feet 11 inches, weighs over 300 lbs and grabs only 7 rebounds per game. Unreal.


Eddy Curry after a night out with the "fellas" over at the Blue Oyster Bar

Jared Jeffries a BIG stiff

Jared Jeffries seen here posing in front of the camera. It's obvious who took this picture.

This guy is just a super stiff and another horrible move by Isiah Thomas. It's amazing that this guy is supposed to be a decent defensive player, but so far, all we've seen is turnovers, missed shots, an occasional rebound and shoddy defensive play. What a freaking disaster and the best is yet to come because we get to see this clown for another 4 seasons after this one! Thank God baseball season is just around the corner

Isiah Thomas:I just don't know the answer

Following is an excerpt from the article in today's NY Post
ISIAH: I JUST DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
By MARC BERMAN

"I don't think I've ever seen anything like this since I've been in the NBA," Thomas said. "I don't even know who to call to ask for advice. Most teams win at home and lose on the road. We've done just the opposite.

"There's an aggression you need to perform at a high level. Our aggression at home is different than on the road. Our aggression at home - it's tentative and cautious. The environment becomes a very comfortable place for the visiting team."

Thomas then stopped himself. "I don't know. I'm grasping here. I don't [bleeping] know. I wish I had the right answer. I can't bull [bleep] and tell you that I do. I'm going to work like hell to figure it out."

It was a startling admission for someone with a master's degree in spin. The Garden record is tragic, too, because the Knicks have seen attendance fall after last season's 23-59 disaster. Their season-ticket base dropped 15 percent.



Knicks record at Madison Square Garden is 1-7 heading into tonights game against the Memphis Grizzlies. Pathetic!!! Now Isiah has resorted to blaming the fans for their crappy home record. Well you know what? Just WIN GAMES!!! Play hard, give 100% effort and the fans will cheer your lame sorry excuse ridden asses. Last year they blamed Larry Brown, now they are blaming the fans. Instead, these Knicks should be thanking the fans for paying hundreds of dollars every night to watch you chicken shits play "basketball"

Isiah Thomas Sucks Donkey Dick!!!!!

Starbury bares all in Playboy

Now that Stephon Marbury's career is in the dumps, where else do former celebrity stars go for a last ditch effort at publicity? Why Playboy magazine of course. In this issue of Playboy, "Starbury" talks about his kinky towel fetish and also reveals he's made love to over 50,000 towels in his lifetime.