Happy New Year From Stephon Marbury

Starburys Magical Mystery Shoe Tour

Stephon Marbury is on a summer long tour of 38 cities in 19 days promoting his Starbury brand sneakers. Whats crazy is, "Starbury" has been acting quite odd you could say, apparently the result of an offseason conditioning program consisting of smoking marijuana and lots and lots of LSD. If you don't believe me, check out some of his recent interviews where an obviously stoned Marbury promotes his "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour" as well as extolling the virtues of playing with newly aquired Knick, Zach Randolph. Oh and I almost forgot, he also manages to call his wife his "better ho" after she rings his cellphone while Marbury is on television doing a live sit down interview. You can't make this stuff up.



Pictured Above:Promotional tour poster announcing the "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour"

Below we have a high as a kite Stephon Marbury talking about his shoe tour as well as his various endeavors where he gives back to the community.



The next video clip we see "Stonedbury" talking about what life as a Knick will be about with newly acquired Zach Randolph. Marbury continues to butcher the English language by saying we got "youthier" instead of younger. Ehhh my head hurts just listening to this buffoon speak.





Here is Stephon Marbury doing another stoned out interview this time for ESPN. Below is the link.

Stephon Marbury ESPN Interview

Welcome to NYC, Zach Randolph

Zach Randolph seen here "making it rain" at Scores of Manhattan with good friend Adam "Pacman" Jones and new teammate Eddy Curry

Welcome to New York, Zach Randolph!!!


Uh no, I did not want Zach Randolph on the Knicks. You gotta be kidding me!!! How the hell can Isiah Thomas single handedly acquire every NBA player I've hated over the past 5 years?!?!?!?!?!? Unfuckingbelieveable!

First Ever Most Valuable Nutrider Award

Congratulations goes out to "NoLayupRule" over at realgm.com for winning the first ever "Most Valuable Nutrider" award. The award is presented to the Knicks fan who demonstrates their extreme love for Isiah Thomas no matter how awful a job he is doing. "NoLayupRule" has been riding Isiah's nuts for about 3 years now and, the only thing that could possibly pry him off would be the Jaws of Life. Doubtful though.

Isiah Thomas: Mission Accomplished!

Found this at realgm.com
not sure who to give credit too, but it sure is funny!


A giddy Isiah Thomas seen here aboard the S.S. Titanic after another successful season in NYC

The Empire Strikes Back

I give the Knicks a lot of shit, but, I have to hand it to them for at least making it "interesting" this season. The evil empire of James Dolan and Isiah Thomas have indeed struck back. Ahhh it looks like there might be some fight in them afterall. However, the long term survival of Madison Square Garden is still at stake, we cannot let the death star that has invaded the Garden to get any bigger. If that should occur, we could be facing the possibility of seeing decades of mediocrity. The James Dolan "plan" MUST fail.

"Webster" is pissed off

Mike Tyson joins the Utah Jazz

Mike Tyson leaping high for a dunk against the Miami Heat

Wanna Get Away?

I know Isiah Thomas and Larry Brown sure do.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Mike Tyson down for the count

Mobley and Francis together again

LA Clippers come to Madison Square Garden tonight and nobody was more happier than Steve Francis. During the Clippers morning shootaround, Stevie stopped by to visit his old teammate and boyfriend Cuttino Mobley for a little extra curricular "activities." Unfortunately Stevie got a little perturbed when a few fans interrupted Stevie as he was getting ready for some one on one time with boyfriend Cuttino.


Cuttino Mobley upfront and all "smiles" as Stevie Francis eagerly awaits in the rear

Latest Scrub Prepares to Torture Knicks

New scrub JJ Redick licking his chops at the thought of playing the Knicks Saturday night. All year long crappy players have had career nights against the Knicks because they don't play DEFENSE!!



JJ before the game against the Knicks. Guaranteed to drop 50 tonight.

Nate Robinson Misses Class, Sent to Detension

Seen here, happy classmates gather round ninth grade student little Nate Robinson. Some reason they're convinced he masquerades as an NBA player at night, while attending the 9th grade during the day. I don't see it.

Knicks Bus Rolls On...

animation courtesy of thebiz over at realgm.com


Thanks to "thebiz" over at realgm, he was able to take the picture I made of the Knicks bus and convert it into a hilarious gif. GOOD JOB!!! The bus is knocking over Don Chaney, Lenny Wilkens and of course Larry "Magoo" Brown

Nice shirt asshole

How fitting, a pink shirt for a guy whose 6 feet 11 inches, weighs over 300 lbs and grabs only 7 rebounds per game. Unreal.


Eddy Curry after a night out with the "fellas" over at the Blue Oyster Bar

Jared Jeffries a BIG stiff

Jared Jeffries seen here posing in front of the camera. It's obvious who took this picture.

This guy is just a super stiff and another horrible move by Isiah Thomas. It's amazing that this guy is supposed to be a decent defensive player, but so far, all we've seen is turnovers, missed shots, an occasional rebound and shoddy defensive play. What a freaking disaster and the best is yet to come because we get to see this clown for another 4 seasons after this one! Thank God baseball season is just around the corner

Isiah Thomas:I just don't know the answer

Following is an excerpt from the article in today's NY Post
ISIAH: I JUST DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
By MARC BERMAN

"I don't think I've ever seen anything like this since I've been in the NBA," Thomas said. "I don't even know who to call to ask for advice. Most teams win at home and lose on the road. We've done just the opposite.

"There's an aggression you need to perform at a high level. Our aggression at home is different than on the road. Our aggression at home - it's tentative and cautious. The environment becomes a very comfortable place for the visiting team."

Thomas then stopped himself. "I don't know. I'm grasping here. I don't [bleeping] know. I wish I had the right answer. I can't bull [bleep] and tell you that I do. I'm going to work like hell to figure it out."

It was a startling admission for someone with a master's degree in spin. The Garden record is tragic, too, because the Knicks have seen attendance fall after last season's 23-59 disaster. Their season-ticket base dropped 15 percent.



Knicks record at Madison Square Garden is 1-7 heading into tonights game against the Memphis Grizzlies. Pathetic!!! Now Isiah has resorted to blaming the fans for their crappy home record. Well you know what? Just WIN GAMES!!! Play hard, give 100% effort and the fans will cheer your lame sorry excuse ridden asses. Last year they blamed Larry Brown, now they are blaming the fans. Instead, these Knicks should be thanking the fans for paying hundreds of dollars every night to watch you chicken shits play "basketball"

Isiah Thomas Sucks Donkey Dick!!!!!

Starbury bares all in Playboy

Now that Stephon Marbury's career is in the dumps, where else do former celebrity stars go for a last ditch effort at publicity? Why Playboy magazine of course. In this issue of Playboy, "Starbury" talks about his kinky towel fetish and also reveals he's made love to over 50,000 towels in his lifetime.

A Walking Rain Cloud

This was from a Yahoo sports article titled "Paying a Steep Price"

As losers go, Stephon Marbury rates among the biggest in basketball history. Everyone kept waiting for him to change, but he never did. And never will. To find a presence as eroding as Marbury, one as self-absorbed and cynical and a better bet to suck the selflessness out of a locker room, is downright impossible.

"A walking rain cloud," an ex-teammate once described him to me.


Read the restHERE


Stephon Marbury:A walking rain cloud

Pimp My Ride

On his day off yesterday, a smiling Eddy Curry is seen below filming a segment for the MTV show Pimp my Ride.


Scene from "Pimp my Ride" featuring Eddy Curry


Yes we all know Eddy loves burgers and fries more than he loves rebounds and blocked shots.