Thursday, July 19, 2007

Starburys Magical Mystery Shoe Tour


Stephon Marbury is on a summer long tour of 38 cities in 19 days promoting his Starbury brand sneakers. Whats crazy is, "Starbury" has been acting quite odd you could say, apparently the result of an offseason conditioning program consisting of smoking marijuana and lots and lots of LSD. If you don't believe me, check out some of his recent interviews where an obviously stoned Marbury promotes his "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour" as well as extolling the virtues of playing with newly aquired Knick, Zach Randolph. Oh and I almost forgot, he also manages to call his wife his "better ho" after she rings his cellphone while Marbury is on television doing a live sit down interview. You can't make this stuff up.



Pictured Above:Promotional tour poster announcing the "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour"

Below we have a high as a kite Stephon Marbury talking about his shoe tour as well as his various endeavors where he gives back to the community.



The next video clip we see "Stonedbury" talking about what life as a Knick will be about with newly acquired Zach Randolph. Marbury continues to butcher the English language by saying we got "youthier" instead of younger. Ehhh my head hurts just listening to this buffoon speak.





Here is Stephon Marbury doing another stoned out interview this time for ESPN. Below is the link.

Stephon Marbury ESPN Interview

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Marbury is an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Marbury is a tool. So is Major

majorleads said...

Who are you Tony?


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