Sunday, July 29, 2007
Sunday, July 22, 2007
A Day in the Life of Harry Palmer
Someone wrote this in the "Why I was Banned" comment section and thought it deserved it's own separate post.
A Day in the Life of a Walking Buttplug
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Harry Palmer posted this in a thread on Realgm about what he did today:
Weird one.
Roomie was leaving for a few weeks, so we stayed up most of the night celebrating, then got up again at 5:30. AM to see her off.
Then went back to bed, but got back up again at like 8:30 because the guys working on the driveway/backyard needed cars moved, etc.
Then tried sleeping again, after being up for a while, but roomie came home without key, called me to let her in, and had bought brunch for me. So stayed up, ate, then did some computer stuff while trying to drift back to bed.
Landlord came over to fix some stuff, so up again half hour after lying back down. After he left, tried lying back down, but gave up, got up, showered, roomie asked me to go to beach with her and friends, started to go along but at last minute renegged due to feeling like crap, read some, and sort of drifted along till now, other than showering.
So a virtually do-nothing day that has nevertheless seemed to be loooong.
Tonight, no idea. One of the girls wants me to go to a party with her, but as of now, feel like curling up with a book or old movie or something. We'll see.
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Good stuff! Thanks to whoever posted this! Looks like Butt Plug leads a very exciting life. No wonder he's all angry and frustrated whenever he gets on realgm and starts editing out comments he disagrees with. I'm sure that cunt rag Kyphi is not much different. Same goes for that flaming Britney loving fool Spandau another loser at realgm whose been lurking around my blog. If anyone has information about Spandau please post it here!!
Fuck you Spandau. Fuck you Harry Palmer. Fuck you Kyphi.
A Day in the Life of a Walking Buttplug
===================================
Harry Palmer posted this in a thread on Realgm about what he did today:
Weird one.
Roomie was leaving for a few weeks, so we stayed up most of the night celebrating, then got up again at 5:30. AM to see her off.
Then went back to bed, but got back up again at like 8:30 because the guys working on the driveway/backyard needed cars moved, etc.
Then tried sleeping again, after being up for a while, but roomie came home without key, called me to let her in, and had bought brunch for me. So stayed up, ate, then did some computer stuff while trying to drift back to bed.
Landlord came over to fix some stuff, so up again half hour after lying back down. After he left, tried lying back down, but gave up, got up, showered, roomie asked me to go to beach with her and friends, started to go along but at last minute renegged due to feeling like crap, read some, and sort of drifted along till now, other than showering.
So a virtually do-nothing day that has nevertheless seemed to be loooong.
Tonight, no idea. One of the girls wants me to go to a party with her, but as of now, feel like curling up with a book or old movie or something. We'll see.
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Good stuff! Thanks to whoever posted this! Looks like Butt Plug leads a very exciting life. No wonder he's all angry and frustrated whenever he gets on realgm and starts editing out comments he disagrees with. I'm sure that cunt rag Kyphi is not much different. Same goes for that flaming Britney loving fool Spandau another loser at realgm whose been lurking around my blog. If anyone has information about Spandau please post it here!!
Fuck you Spandau. Fuck you Harry Palmer. Fuck you Kyphi.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Starburys Magical Mystery Shoe Tour
Stephon Marbury is on a summer long tour of 38 cities in 19 days promoting his Starbury brand sneakers. Whats crazy is, "Starbury" has been acting quite odd you could say, apparently the result of an offseason conditioning program consisting of smoking marijuana and lots and lots of LSD. If you don't believe me, check out some of his recent interviews where an obviously stoned Marbury promotes his "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour" as well as extolling the virtues of playing with newly aquired Knick, Zach Randolph. Oh and I almost forgot, he also manages to call his wife his "better ho" after she rings his cellphone while Marbury is on television doing a live sit down interview. You can't make this stuff up.
Pictured Above:Promotional tour poster announcing the "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour"
Below we have a high as a kite Stephon Marbury talking about his shoe tour as well as his various endeavors where he gives back to the community.
The next video clip we see "Stonedbury" talking about what life as a Knick will be about with newly acquired Zach Randolph. Marbury continues to butcher the English language by saying we got "youthier" instead of younger. Ehhh my head hurts just listening to this buffoon speak.
Here is Stephon Marbury doing another stoned out interview this time for ESPN. Below is the link.
Stephon Marbury ESPN Interview
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Sunday, July 8, 2007
Harry "Butt Plug" Palmer
Someone left this comment in the "Why I was banned from Realgm" section and I thought it deserved a special nod.
Harry, it looks like you just got called the fuck out...
Let me tell you guys something about Harry "Butt Plug" Palmer (aka James Gould). He is some fucking loser on a power trip. What makes Palmer a loser is he apparently works as a bartender or something in Toronto (probably some small dive of a place). Now, that wouldn't be a big deal if he wasn't over 30 years old, and apparently he is such a broke-ass punk biotch that he has to live with multiple other people in some squatter apartment (a measurement of his accomplishments in life). Also, he talks in depth about how his daddy worked for the blue jays and he played a year of grade 9 basketball (hence his infinite knowledge of the game). Realgm fucked up big time by letting some prick become a mod that was there less than a year and that 75% of the board that knows him hates him (minus his lover boy "the Doc" and some of the other prick mods on the Raptors forum that feel a need to protect this manchild from criticism).
As for that cunt Kyphi (aka kyfe as i like to call her), she's some old ugly married bitch that has a crush on her fellow loser. I have heard news from inside realgm that she has cheated on her husband with Palmer over the net (acting like a slut), so that sort of shows you what type of person that cow is.
If Realgm had a clue, they would cut both of these nazi's loose.
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Care to respond Jimmy Gould, you loser? Take the butt plug out and chirp up some of your bullshit. Kyphleas you're welcome to respond too, that is if you're not too busy shaving off your pubic hair mustache.
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If anyone has pictures of "Butt Plug" Palmer working at his job or working the street corners of Toronto, please send them to me and I'll post them here!!! Or if you know where he bartends, tell me because I'm getting lots of email requests wanting to know where he works.
Harry, it looks like you just got called the fuck out...
Let me tell you guys something about Harry "Butt Plug" Palmer (aka James Gould). He is some fucking loser on a power trip. What makes Palmer a loser is he apparently works as a bartender or something in Toronto (probably some small dive of a place). Now, that wouldn't be a big deal if he wasn't over 30 years old, and apparently he is such a broke-ass punk biotch that he has to live with multiple other people in some squatter apartment (a measurement of his accomplishments in life). Also, he talks in depth about how his daddy worked for the blue jays and he played a year of grade 9 basketball (hence his infinite knowledge of the game). Realgm fucked up big time by letting some prick become a mod that was there less than a year and that 75% of the board that knows him hates him (minus his lover boy "the Doc" and some of the other prick mods on the Raptors forum that feel a need to protect this manchild from criticism).
As for that cunt Kyphi (aka kyfe as i like to call her), she's some old ugly married bitch that has a crush on her fellow loser. I have heard news from inside realgm that she has cheated on her husband with Palmer over the net (acting like a slut), so that sort of shows you what type of person that cow is.
If Realgm had a clue, they would cut both of these nazi's loose.
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Care to respond Jimmy Gould, you loser? Take the butt plug out and chirp up some of your bullshit. Kyphleas you're welcome to respond too, that is if you're not too busy shaving off your pubic hair mustache.
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If anyone has pictures of "Butt Plug" Palmer working at his job or working the street corners of Toronto, please send them to me and I'll post them here!!! Or if you know where he bartends, tell me because I'm getting lots of email requests wanting to know where he works.
Monday, July 2, 2007
Welcome to NYC, Zach Randolph
Zach Randolph seen here "making it rain" at Scores of Manhattan with good friend Adam "Pacman" Jones and new teammate Eddy Curry
Welcome to New York, Zach Randolph!!!
Uh no, I did not want Zach Randolph on the Knicks. You gotta be kidding me!!! How the hell can Isiah Thomas single handedly acquire every NBA player I've hated over the past 5 years?!?!?!?!?!? Unfuckingbelieveable!
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Why I was Banned from Realgm
Hey everyone I just wanted to let you all know why they banned me from realgm. I had asked bno to post my response at realgm but of course it got locked and deleted. Guess they don't like to hear the truth. Don't listen to any of the mods from outside the Knicks board because the majority of them are petty full of shit on a power trip douche bags. I LOVE how they say I had numerous suspensions and warnings from the same 2 pricks at realgm Harry Palmer and Kyphi but fail to show you exactly why I received those suspensions. Complete bullshit.
Now onto why I was banned.
I was banned because there was a poster on the current affairs board named "Sun Tzu" who created an additional account named "fanny" This person would continuously post highly inflamatory rants against Israel. So what he did was create a new username and in his location he put Israel. (which I guess in his warped mind it would legitimize his non-stop propoganda filled Israel bashing) He created this alternate username "fanny" just to inflame, incite hatred, and provoke arguments.
I was onto this "fanny" character the moment he showed up. So what I did was ask a mod to do an IP check. I had my suspicions that this person was from Toronto because coincidently "Sun Tzu" an Israeli basher suddenly disappeared for a few days and "fanny" suddenly turned up with a writing style that matched his. "Sun Tzu" is from Toronto. So I had a STRONG feeling this "fanny" character who listed his location as Israel, was really from Toronto also. Sure enough, the mod told me his IP traced back to Toronto. Suspicions confirmed.
Through subsequent posts on the CA board, in roundabout ways I let "Sun Tzu" and "fanny" know that I knew they were the same person. I objected to this because "fanny" was allowed to spew his anti-Israel propoganda under the cover of not caring if this username got banned because he could always go back to being "Sun Tzu" This let "fanny" post some of the most vile propoganda filled articles from anti-Israel websites.
Eventually a mod named kyphi pm'd me and asked how I knew they were the same person. I explained it to her after she said they weren't the same because they had different IP addresses. I told her that he is probably a student living on campus or near the campus and that campus IP's have rotating IP addresses which would make him annonymous and able to create many different usernames. Sure enough, kyphi informed me that his "Sun Tzu" username used many diffent IP's which confirmed my suspicions that he was a student. "fanny" was most likely his home computer which kyphi informed me had only one static IP address. "Sun Tzu" was the username he created and uses at school where he's allowed to remain annonymous because of rotating IP's.
Now why I was banned was because I objected to this person using multiple identities to incite hatred and that I outted him on the CA board. Harry Palmer a mod over there who I've had numerous run-ins with because he and I do not see eye to eye on the war in Iraq. He is from Canada and permits constant America and Israel bashing at the CA board, something which I regularly object to. Also he's banned pretty much every Republican/Conservative poster who posts regularly on the CA board. Harry Palmer also was upset that I did not get back to him after he had pm'd me asking how I knew "Sun Tzu" and "fanny" were the same posters. I didn't respond, so he pulled his "I'll show you whose the boss" card and led the charge to have me banned. Of course kyphi the other mod at the CA board agreed to getting me banned because he/she probably thought I'd tell Harry that he/she told me "Sun Tzu" had a bunch of different IP addresses. I was never planning on doing that. kyphi even asked me if I wanted "fanny" aka "Sun Tzu" banned and I said NO. I would never want to see anyone banned but, just tell him to use ONE username. In a warped sense of reality, I am the one who is banned and "Sun Tzu" and his multiple personalities are allowed to continue on at realgm spewing and inciting anti-Israeli and American propoganda. Of course Harry Palmer doesn't mind because he's from Canada.
As for my other "warnings" and "suspensions" on the CA board, well that was a matter of what side you're on. If I was a liberal who hated President Bush, bashed America and Israel, I never would have gotten any of the warnings or suspensions. Of course the mods over there will deny this and say they are fair but, if anyone has ever gone over there, they will see that whoever disagrees with them gets bashed unmercifully untill they either fight back (and get suspended or warned) or just stop posting there altogether. If the roles were reversed and it was a Republican/Conservative leaning CA board, those other posters would not have cart blanche to spew forth their anti-everything agenda. If you disagree with them over there it is considered inflamatory speech, if you agree with them, then you're permitted to post whatever just as long as you don't attack the poster too badly. Of course I've been called every name in the book over at the CA board and most of the times it was overlooked.
Thats it in a nutshell. I'm not a bad person, just someone who loves their country, respects Israel's right of self defense and doesn't take shit from the self-hating liberals who populate the Current Affairs board.
I'll miss bashing Eddy Chubby, Stiffbury and Isiah. Oh well I'll have to do it incognito with my new username which I have already created. Hopefully the great mods over at the Knicks board let me hang around for awhile. You guys have been more than fair and have let me vent my frustrations over the Knicks ineptitude over the past 4 years I have been a member at realgm. Thanks. And to all my fellow Knicks posters at realgm, thanks for giving me a lot of laughs over the years. Everyone is great, even the nutriders.
Take care everyone
majorleads
P.S. Harry Palmer can go fuck himself and his self righteous thinks he is ALWAYS right pompous ass attitude and shove it up his phony ass. Harry Palmer is an anti-semite prick. he he Can't ban me for saying that here, now can you Harry Palmer?
I'll be back.
Now onto why I was banned.
I was banned because there was a poster on the current affairs board named "Sun Tzu" who created an additional account named "fanny" This person would continuously post highly inflamatory rants against Israel. So what he did was create a new username and in his location he put Israel. (which I guess in his warped mind it would legitimize his non-stop propoganda filled Israel bashing) He created this alternate username "fanny" just to inflame, incite hatred, and provoke arguments.
I was onto this "fanny" character the moment he showed up. So what I did was ask a mod to do an IP check. I had my suspicions that this person was from Toronto because coincidently "Sun Tzu" an Israeli basher suddenly disappeared for a few days and "fanny" suddenly turned up with a writing style that matched his. "Sun Tzu" is from Toronto. So I had a STRONG feeling this "fanny" character who listed his location as Israel, was really from Toronto also. Sure enough, the mod told me his IP traced back to Toronto. Suspicions confirmed.
Through subsequent posts on the CA board, in roundabout ways I let "Sun Tzu" and "fanny" know that I knew they were the same person. I objected to this because "fanny" was allowed to spew his anti-Israel propoganda under the cover of not caring if this username got banned because he could always go back to being "Sun Tzu" This let "fanny" post some of the most vile propoganda filled articles from anti-Israel websites.
Eventually a mod named kyphi pm'd me and asked how I knew they were the same person. I explained it to her after she said they weren't the same because they had different IP addresses. I told her that he is probably a student living on campus or near the campus and that campus IP's have rotating IP addresses which would make him annonymous and able to create many different usernames. Sure enough, kyphi informed me that his "Sun Tzu" username used many diffent IP's which confirmed my suspicions that he was a student. "fanny" was most likely his home computer which kyphi informed me had only one static IP address. "Sun Tzu" was the username he created and uses at school where he's allowed to remain annonymous because of rotating IP's.
Now why I was banned was because I objected to this person using multiple identities to incite hatred and that I outted him on the CA board. Harry Palmer a mod over there who I've had numerous run-ins with because he and I do not see eye to eye on the war in Iraq. He is from Canada and permits constant America and Israel bashing at the CA board, something which I regularly object to. Also he's banned pretty much every Republican/Conservative poster who posts regularly on the CA board. Harry Palmer also was upset that I did not get back to him after he had pm'd me asking how I knew "Sun Tzu" and "fanny" were the same posters. I didn't respond, so he pulled his "I'll show you whose the boss" card and led the charge to have me banned. Of course kyphi the other mod at the CA board agreed to getting me banned because he/she probably thought I'd tell Harry that he/she told me "Sun Tzu" had a bunch of different IP addresses. I was never planning on doing that. kyphi even asked me if I wanted "fanny" aka "Sun Tzu" banned and I said NO. I would never want to see anyone banned but, just tell him to use ONE username. In a warped sense of reality, I am the one who is banned and "Sun Tzu" and his multiple personalities are allowed to continue on at realgm spewing and inciting anti-Israeli and American propoganda. Of course Harry Palmer doesn't mind because he's from Canada.
As for my other "warnings" and "suspensions" on the CA board, well that was a matter of what side you're on. If I was a liberal who hated President Bush, bashed America and Israel, I never would have gotten any of the warnings or suspensions. Of course the mods over there will deny this and say they are fair but, if anyone has ever gone over there, they will see that whoever disagrees with them gets bashed unmercifully untill they either fight back (and get suspended or warned) or just stop posting there altogether. If the roles were reversed and it was a Republican/Conservative leaning CA board, those other posters would not have cart blanche to spew forth their anti-everything agenda. If you disagree with them over there it is considered inflamatory speech, if you agree with them, then you're permitted to post whatever just as long as you don't attack the poster too badly. Of course I've been called every name in the book over at the CA board and most of the times it was overlooked.
Thats it in a nutshell. I'm not a bad person, just someone who loves their country, respects Israel's right of self defense and doesn't take shit from the self-hating liberals who populate the Current Affairs board.
I'll miss bashing Eddy Chubby, Stiffbury and Isiah. Oh well I'll have to do it incognito with my new username which I have already created. Hopefully the great mods over at the Knicks board let me hang around for awhile. You guys have been more than fair and have let me vent my frustrations over the Knicks ineptitude over the past 4 years I have been a member at realgm. Thanks. And to all my fellow Knicks posters at realgm, thanks for giving me a lot of laughs over the years. Everyone is great, even the nutriders.
Take care everyone
majorleads
P.S. Harry Palmer can go fuck himself and his self righteous thinks he is ALWAYS right pompous ass attitude and shove it up his phony ass. Harry Palmer is an anti-semite prick. he he Can't ban me for saying that here, now can you Harry Palmer?
I'll be back.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Steve "The Scmoozer Somers
Steve Somers show on WFAN radio in NYC. This is his opening from today. Making fun of the Yankees!
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New York Yankees,
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007
First Ever Most Valuable Nutrider Award
Congratulations goes out to "NoLayupRule" over at realgm.com for winning the first ever "Most Valuable Nutrider" award. The award is presented to the Knicks fan who demonstrates their extreme love for Isiah Thomas no matter how awful a job he is doing. "NoLayupRule" has been riding Isiah's nuts for about 3 years now and, the only thing that could possibly pry him off would be the Jaws of Life. Doubtful though.
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Isiah Thomas: Mission Accomplished!
Found this at realgm.com
not sure who to give credit too, but it sure is funny!
A giddy Isiah Thomas seen here aboard the S.S. Titanic after another successful season in NYC
not sure who to give credit too, but it sure is funny!
A giddy Isiah Thomas seen here aboard the S.S. Titanic after another successful season in NYC
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
The Empire Strikes Back
I give the Knicks a lot of shit, but, I have to hand it to them for at least making it "interesting" this season. The evil empire of James Dolan and Isiah Thomas have indeed struck back. Ahhh it looks like there might be some fight in them afterall. However, the long term survival of Madison Square Garden is still at stake, we cannot let the death star that has invaded the Garden to get any bigger. If that should occur, we could be facing the possibility of seeing decades of mediocrity. The James Dolan "plan" MUST fail.
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Isiah Thomas,
James Dolan,
NBA,
New York Knicks,
Stephon Marbury
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Isiah Thomas:The Master of Excuses!
Whether it's bad calls by officials, injuries or the curse of Larry Brown, Isiah Thomas has an excuse for EVERYTHING. Not once has he blamed his players for not trying hard on defense or coming out to start a game with no energy. It's always someone elses fault, usually aliens from outter space and never the team Isiah put together. In todaysNY Post, Isiah now calls his team "ordinary."
Yup...the Isiah Thomas bullshit meter is now in high gear.
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Sunday, February 11, 2007
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Mobley and Francis together again
LA Clippers come to Madison Square Garden tonight and nobody was more happier than Steve Francis. During the Clippers morning shootaround, Stevie stopped by to visit his old teammate and boyfriend Cuttino Mobley for a little extra curricular "activities." Unfortunately Stevie got a little perturbed when a few fans interrupted Stevie as he was getting ready for some one on one time with boyfriend Cuttino.
Cuttino Mobley upfront and all "smiles" as Stevie Francis eagerly awaits in the rear
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Saturday, February 3, 2007
Latest Scrub Prepares to Torture Knicks
Nate Robinson Misses Class, Sent to Detension
Knicks Bus Rolls On...
animation courtesy of thebiz over at realgm.com
Thanks to "thebiz" over at realgm, he was able to take the picture I made of the Knicks bus and convert it into a hilarious gif. GOOD JOB!!! The bus is knocking over Don Chaney, Lenny Wilkens and of course Larry "Magoo" Brown
Labels:
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Isiah Thomas,
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steve francis
Friday, February 2, 2007
Nice shirt asshole
How fitting, a pink shirt for a guy whose 6 feet 11 inches, weighs over 300 lbs and grabs only 7 rebounds per game. Unreal.
Eddy Curry after a night out with the "fellas" over at the Blue Oyster Bar
Eddy Curry after a night out with the "fellas" over at the Blue Oyster Bar
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Jared Jeffries a BIG stiff
Jared Jeffries seen here posing in front of the camera. It's obvious who took this picture.
This guy is just a super stiff and another horrible move by Isiah Thomas. It's amazing that this guy is supposed to be a decent defensive player, but so far, all we've seen is turnovers, missed shots, an occasional rebound and shoddy defensive play. What a freaking disaster and the best is yet to come because we get to see this clown for another 4 seasons after this one! Thank God baseball season is just around the corner
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