Starbury bares all in Playboy

Now that Stephon Marbury's career is in the dumps, where else do former celebrity stars go for a last ditch effort at publicity? Why Playboy magazine of course. In this issue of Playboy, "Starbury" talks about his kinky towel fetish and also reveals he's made love to over 50,000 towels in his lifetime.

A Walking Rain Cloud

This was from a Yahoo sports article titled "Paying a Steep Price"

As losers go, Stephon Marbury rates among the biggest in basketball history. Everyone kept waiting for him to change, but he never did. And never will. To find a presence as eroding as Marbury, one as self-absorbed and cynical and a better bet to suck the selflessness out of a locker room, is downright impossible.

"A walking rain cloud," an ex-teammate once described him to me.


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Stephon Marbury:A walking rain cloud

Pimp My Ride

On his day off yesterday, a smiling Eddy Curry is seen below filming a segment for the MTV show Pimp my Ride.


Scene from "Pimp my Ride" featuring Eddy Curry


Yes we all know Eddy loves burgers and fries more than he loves rebounds and blocked shots.

NY Giants Imploding

compliments of the NY Daily News

Wow what a mess it's been in NY Giants land the past couple of weeks. Last week you had Tiki Barber blaming the coaches for their loss to Chicago and now you have the ultimate choke job, the Giants blowing a 21 point lead with about 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter. he he it's always fun watching a team implode when it's not a team you root for. I'm a Jets fan.

Everyone needs to STFU and just get back to playing football, or your sorry asses are going to get clobbered by the Cowboys this weekend. My money is on the Cowboys because Eli Manning is a scared little pussy who keeps on making mistake after mistake. And Tiki Barber should STFU and retire already.

New NBA McLogo

Move over Jerry West, the NBA has now changed it's logo to an out of shape person with a large ass.


Eddy "McLogo" Curry


photo courtesy of yay sports

Good stuff yay sports!!

Marbury's Excuse

We now know one of the reasons for Marbury being benched in the second half against the Bulls on Saturday was because he missed the morning shootaround. Apparently he made his wife call in sick for him because he was too busy unloading the 10 beef chalupas he ate at Taco Bell the previous night.



Stephon Marbury seen here taking a nasty shit before the game against the Bulls

Towelbury

Stephon Marbury caused a big ruckus today when he refused to board the team plane which was scheduled to fly to Chicago for the matchup on Tuesday against the Bulls. At one point he got so angry, he built himself a cave made of towels and hid inside. Eventually Marbury came out from his towel cave when Isiah Thomas promised him for the like 100th time, he can go back to being "Starbury."



Stephon Marbury seen here refusing to come out from his towel cave

Credit for this pic goes to blueNorange over at realgm.com

Marbury sulks Knicks lose again!

Knicks lose again at home, this time to the Chicago Bulls. Another horror show for Stephon Marbury who was benched by Isiah Thomas for pretty much the entire second half. Caught on camera, Marbury was seen sulking and pouting from the bench as the rest of the Knicks tried to make a ferocious comeback because Marbury was sooo God damn awful to begin with. Isiah in his post game press conference said Marbury had the shits and missed the shootaround before the game and that is why Marbury was benched in the second half.

See the picture below, clearly Marbury was not a happy camper.


Pissedoffbury courtesy of blueNorange over at realgm.com

I really miss baseball

Gary Sheffield on TV promoting his new product "The Cream." At least we know this product works!

Ammo to the Knicks

Adam Morrison seen here shaking hands with David Stern right after being selected by the NY Knicks with the #2 overall pick in the draft.

I love this picture. Fear the Stache!

Knicks beat Boston and Marbury still stinks!

As is the case nowadays that whenever the Knicks play well or even win a game, Stephon Marbury is nowhere to be found. In 19 minutes of "glorious" play, "Stiffbury" had 2 points and 3 assists. Kudos!

I came up with an idea that perhaps Marbury needs a new hairdo, you know, something really scary which might frighten the other team. So here is Stephon Marbury modeling his new do called the "Afrobury"


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Afrobury

Latrell Sprewell on the job

Since Latrell Sprewell left the NBA, people wondered how he was now going to feed his family. Don't worry folks, Spree is now employed at Quizno's pulling down a hefty $6.25 an hour! And he recently was promoted and now is in charge of putting the mayonaise in the tuna salad! Go Spree!!!

Eddy McCurry

Eddy Chubby partaking in his favorite pastime, EATING!

Three Coaches and a Baby

Coutesy of Evil at UltimateKnicks.com


This is simply hilarious and so true. LOVE the wet spot on Isiah's shirt! ha ha

Good job Evil!!!

Isiah does it again!

Renaldo Balkman and Mardy Collins the 2 first round picks of the Knicks which at the time surprised everyone.

Simply hilarious. This was from yay sports

James Dolan:Keeping his pimp hand strong

This is the most hated man in NYC right now, James Dolan. He is the stupid jerk who own the Knicks. This guy has destroyed Madison Square Garden and now the Knicks have become the laughingstocks of the NBA! What happened to the 1990's??? Please tell me this is just a bad dream??

Basketball for Dummies

credit this to the NY Daily News
My all-time favorite back page. It's literally the blind leading the blind. This was printed last season when the Knicks were in the amidst of another one of their long losing streaks. Owner Jim Dolan comes out and ridiculously makes this statement, "believe it or not, but winning is not integral to our strategy right now."

No shit! And apparently winning is not integral to your strategy this season too as you douchebags are now 4-9!!!

Sumo Eddy

Eddy Curry shown here promoting his new sumo wrestling tour

Something Wicked

What in God's name were the Knicks thinking when they paired Stephon Marbury aka "Starbury" and Stevie Francis aka "Stevie Frankenstein" together??? Anyone with half a brain knew that was a recipe for disaster. I find it funny that Isiah Thomas and Knicks owner James Dolan tried to put the blame on Larry Brown saying "Larry begged us to get Francis." Even if that were the case, Larry doesn't own this team!!! His job is to coach, not dictate the roster!!! He is not a gm!!! Thats why the Knicks suck because they have an owner and a gm who should have realized that matchup from hell was not going to work!

Eddy Curry in Big Momma's House 2

Best comedy of all-time. Can't wait for the third installment, just hope that it doesn't take place in NY!

TitanKnicks

I got this idea from a photo I saw called "TitanKnicks." It's not from me, but it inspired me to create my first youtube video. ha ha I hate Isiah Thomas and which he would just go away!!!

Inevitable

Well what can I say other than the title speaks for itself. Anybody who didn't see this coming as Bill O'Reilly says, is living "in the land of Oz."

Just buy out Marbury and Francis, then trade Eddy Curry, or as I like to refer to him as "Eddy Chubby"


from L to R: Jimmy Dolan, Isiah Thomas, Steve Mills