Sunday, July 29, 2007

Sunday, July 22, 2007

A Day in the Life of Harry Palmer

Someone wrote this in the "Why I was Banned" comment section and thought it deserved it's own separate post.

A Day in the Life of a Walking Buttplug
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Harry Palmer posted this in a thread on Realgm about what he did today:


Weird one.

Roomie was leaving for a few weeks, so we stayed up most of the night celebrating, then got up again at 5:30. AM to see her off.

Then went back to bed, but got back up again at like 8:30 because the guys working on the driveway/backyard needed cars moved, etc.

Then tried sleeping again, after being up for a while, but roomie came home without key, called me to let her in, and had bought brunch for me. So stayed up, ate, then did some computer stuff while trying to drift back to bed.

Landlord came over to fix some stuff, so up again half hour after lying back down. After he left, tried lying back down, but gave up, got up, showered, roomie asked me to go to beach with her and friends, started to go along but at last minute renegged due to feeling like crap, read some, and sort of drifted along till now, other than showering.

So a virtually do-nothing day that has nevertheless seemed to be loooong.

Tonight, no idea. One of the girls wants me to go to a party with her, but as of now, feel like curling up with a book or old movie or something. We'll see.


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Good stuff! Thanks to whoever posted this! Looks like Butt Plug leads a very exciting life. No wonder he's all angry and frustrated whenever he gets on realgm and starts editing out comments he disagrees with. I'm sure that cunt rag Kyphi is not much different. Same goes for that flaming Britney loving fool Spandau another loser at realgm whose been lurking around my blog. If anyone has information about Spandau please post it here!!

Fuck you Spandau. Fuck you Harry Palmer. Fuck you Kyphi.


Thursday, July 19, 2007

Starburys Magical Mystery Shoe Tour


Stephon Marbury is on a summer long tour of 38 cities in 19 days promoting his Starbury brand sneakers. Whats crazy is, "Starbury" has been acting quite odd you could say, apparently the result of an offseason conditioning program consisting of smoking marijuana and lots and lots of LSD. If you don't believe me, check out some of his recent interviews where an obviously stoned Marbury promotes his "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour" as well as extolling the virtues of playing with newly aquired Knick, Zach Randolph. Oh and I almost forgot, he also manages to call his wife his "better ho" after she rings his cellphone while Marbury is on television doing a live sit down interview. You can't make this stuff up.



Pictured Above:Promotional tour poster announcing the "Starbury Magical Mystery Shoe Tour"

Below we have a high as a kite Stephon Marbury talking about his shoe tour as well as his various endeavors where he gives back to the community.



The next video clip we see "Stonedbury" talking about what life as a Knick will be about with newly acquired Zach Randolph. Marbury continues to butcher the English language by saying we got "youthier" instead of younger. Ehhh my head hurts just listening to this buffoon speak.





Here is Stephon Marbury doing another stoned out interview this time for ESPN. Below is the link.

Stephon Marbury ESPN Interview

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Harry "Butt Plug" Palmer

Someone left this comment in the "Why I was banned from Realgm" section and I thought it deserved a special nod.

Harry, it looks like you just got called the fuck out...


Let me tell you guys something about Harry "Butt Plug" Palmer (aka James Gould). He is some fucking loser on a power trip. What makes Palmer a loser is he apparently works as a bartender or something in Toronto (probably some small dive of a place). Now, that wouldn't be a big deal if he wasn't over 30 years old, and apparently he is such a broke-ass punk biotch that he has to live with multiple other people in some squatter apartment (a measurement of his accomplishments in life). Also, he talks in depth about how his daddy worked for the blue jays and he played a year of grade 9 basketball (hence his infinite knowledge of the game). Realgm fucked up big time by letting some prick become a mod that was there less than a year and that 75% of the board that knows him hates him (minus his lover boy "the Doc" and some of the other prick mods on the Raptors forum that feel a need to protect this manchild from criticism).


As for that cunt Kyphi (aka kyfe as i like to call her), she's some old ugly married bitch that has a crush on her fellow loser. I have heard news from inside realgm that she has cheated on her husband with Palmer over the net (acting like a slut), so that sort of shows you what type of person that cow is.

If Realgm had a clue, they would cut both of these nazi's loose.

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Care to respond Jimmy Gould, you loser? Take the butt plug out and chirp up some of your bullshit. Kyphleas you're welcome to respond too, that is if you're not too busy shaving off your pubic hair mustache.


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If anyone has pictures of "Butt Plug" Palmer working at his job or working the street corners of Toronto, please send them to me and I'll post them here!!! Or if you know where he bartends, tell me because I'm getting lots of email requests wanting to know where he works.



Monday, July 2, 2007

Welcome to NYC, Zach Randolph


Zach Randolph seen here "making it rain" at Scores of Manhattan with good friend Adam "Pacman" Jones and new teammate Eddy Curry

Welcome to New York, Zach Randolph!!!


Uh no, I did not want Zach Randolph on the Knicks. You gotta be kidding me!!! How the hell can Isiah Thomas single handedly acquire every NBA player I've hated over the past 5 years?!?!?!?!?!? Unfuckingbelieveable!

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." ---Iron Mike Tyson